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Post  littlewid Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:22 pm

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A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.'

The cat thought for a minute and then said, 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.'

God said, 'Say no more.' Instantly the cat had a huge fluffy pillow.

A few days later, six mice were killed in an accident and they all went to Heaven together. God met the mice at the gates with the same offer that He made to the cat.

The mice said, 'Well, we have had to run all of our lives: from cats, dogs, and even people with brooms! If we could just have some little roller skates, we would not have to run again.'

God answered, 'It is done.' All the mice had beautiful

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About a week later, God decided to check on the cat. He found her sound asleep on her fluffy pillow.. God gently awakened the cat and asked, 'Is everything okay? How have you been doing? Are you happy?'

The cat replied, 'Oh, it is WONDERFUL. I have never been so happy in my life. The pillow is so fluffy, and those little Meals on Wheels you have been sending over are delicious!'

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Post  whitestarling Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:36 pm

The Cat in Heaven 768480 Absolutely brilliant LW lol! lol! lol! lol! Really made me laugh that one.
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Post  Laikipia Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:15 am

The Cat in Heaven 768480 The Cat in Heaven 71418 The Cat in Heaven 40683 Good one Littlewid.

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Post  Safari Maiden Thu Nov 10, 2011 8:37 am

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Very good LW!!!

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Post  littlewid Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:21 pm

Glad you all liked it. It made me smile too.

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Post  Doogs Sun Nov 13, 2011 1:00 pm

Superb LW The Cat in Heaven 768480 lol!
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