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Post  whitestarling on Wed Mar 20, 2013 5:27 pm

http://i73.servimg.c Lai I surrender You the man
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Post  Laikipia on Thu Mar 21, 2013 7:42 am

ROFL WS cheers

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Post  gregrowlerson on Thu Mar 21, 2013 8:00 am

These two lists gave me big Very Happy and today.

Thanks http://i73.servimg.c and You the man to WS and Lai cheers

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Post  Laikipia on Thu Mar 21, 2013 10:40 am

I had to get in quick with my defence farao for the girls GR - WS can be a sharp http://i77.servimg.c and needs watching

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Post  whitestarling on Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:50 pm

I have'nt put one on for a while. Defend this one Lai

A MAN AND HIS EVER-NAGGING WIFE WENT ON VACATION TO JERUSALEM .

WHILST THEY WERE THERE, THE WIFE PASSED AWAY.

THE UNDERTAKER TOLD THE HUSBAND,
"YOU CAN HAVE HER BURIED HERE IN THE HOLY LAND FOR £150
OR WE CAN HAVE HER SHIPPED BACK HOME FOR £5,000.
THE HUSBAND THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND TOLD THE
UNDERTAKER HE WOULD HAVE HER SHIPPED BACK HOME.
THE UNDERTAKER ASKED HIM,
"WHY WOULD YOU SPEND £5,000 TO HAVE HER SHIPPED
HOME WHEN YOU COULD HAVE A BEAUTIFUL BURIAL HERE,
AND IT WOULD ONLY COST £150????"

THE HUSBAND REPLIED, "LONG AGO, A MAN DIED HERE, HE WAS BURIED HERE,
AND THREE DAYS LATER, HE ROSE FROM THE DEAD.

I JUST CAN’T TAKE THAT CHANCE!"
Well you cant blame him really can you

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Post  Laikipia on Tue Aug 06, 2013 11:25 am

You the man  WS. Now that is a seriously good one. I am going to pass that round ..............

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Post  gregrowlerson on Tue Aug 06, 2013 12:35 pm

Lightning can strike twice, so the hubby was right not to take any chances ;-)

You da man indeedy WS!!
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Post  whitestarling on Tue Aug 06, 2013 3:00 pm

I suppose in the interests of sexual equality I'd better balance it out
One for the Blondes

A lawyer boarded an airplane in Gladstone with a box of frozen crabs and
asked a blonde flight attendant to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He
advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them
staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she
let them thaw out.

Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behaviour.

Shortly before landing in Brisbane, she used the intercom to announce
to the entire cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in
Gladstone, please raise your hand?"

Not one hand went up .... so she took them home and ate them.

Two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folk think.

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Post  Laikipia on Tue Aug 06, 2013 6:11 pm

http://i73.servimg.c  WS and ROFL  on behalf of us blondes Thanks 

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Post  littlewid on Wed Aug 07, 2013 10:59 pm

http://i73.servimg.c http://i73.servimg.c http://i73.servimg.c http://i73.servimg.c http://i73.servimg.c  to WS and Lai for the dog and cat jokes, they were brilliant especially your quick retort Lai  

WS, that Last one was a corker and deffo one for us blondes, we really are smart http://i77.servimg.c http://i70.servimg.c  

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Post  Laikipia on Thu Aug 08, 2013 1:09 pm

  Littlewid, I so agree  

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Re: Time for some Jokes

Post  gregrowlerson on Sun Aug 18, 2013 10:51 am

I have been so far behind on this forum!

Ripping blonde/lawyer joke WS ROFL As LW said, an absolute corker!

You the man 

GR

P.S. I bet the lawyer will keep lobster instead from now on! That's karma for being such a cheapskate  
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