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Christmas Cracker Jokes

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post  Laikipia on Wed Dec 26, 2012 5:21 pm

Embarassed No Embarassed Someone binned the cracker jokes - I mention no names here.

One I rescued .....

Q. If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

A. Missile toe

Now I thought that was quite good in the light of GR aka Giraffe Boy and WS's mistletoe thread Laughing

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post  gregrowlerson on Wed Dec 26, 2012 9:03 pm

Don't blame me No No blame the cracker

ROFL

Oh Lai, there's a reason those jokes were thrown in the bin

Maybe another nickname for me now is Space Boy; well, there's a lot of it in my head Laughing
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Post  Laikipia on Thu Dec 27, 2012 11:36 am

lol! Good answer GR - and yes, the bin really was the best place for them!

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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post  littlewid on Sun Dec 30, 2012 11:12 am

Missed your last joke Lai but that was funny

Heard this on the radio this morning.

I got a puzzle for christmas, it was a picture of a Museum.

I did it in a day, which was really good, as it said on the box,

2 - 3 years !!!!!!


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Re: Christmas Cracker Jokes

Post  gregrowlerson on Sun Dec 30, 2012 9:57 pm

lol! LW lol!
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Post  littlewid on Mon Dec 31, 2012 9:12 pm

Glad it made you Very Happy GR Hugs

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