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Post  Safari Maiden on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:16 pm

oooh thats bad TB! affraid Wink

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Post  tigerburnie on Wed Aug 17, 2011 7:58 pm

During the riots, I spotted a man hurrying down the High Street with a plasma tv under his arm. I did my civic duty and whacked him over the head with a shovel.





I have apologised to Argos, and said I hope their delivery driver recovers soon

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Post  whitestarling on Wed Aug 17, 2011 11:50 pm

Nice one TB

I hope it was'nt the same Argos Store an Irish friend of mine broke into.

He's got 5oo Argos Catalogues going cheap if anyone wants one
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Post  Laikipia on Thu Aug 18, 2011 8:48 am

TB and WS

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Post  Safari Maiden on Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:49 am

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Post  littlewid on Fri Aug 19, 2011 6:40 pm

What are you two like ......... WAA's new Double Act

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Post  whitestarling on Fri Aug 26, 2011 7:16 pm

I joined a new site on the Internet today. It said choose a password with 8 Characters in it scratch

The only one I could think of was Snow White, and the Seven Dwarfs

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Post  Safari Maiden on Sat Aug 27, 2011 11:59 pm

^$"&/@:>

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Post  littlewid on Sun Aug 28, 2011 4:33 pm

ROFL :Ha: ROFL :Ha: Nice one WS Very Happy

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Post  Laikipia on Mon Aug 29, 2011 12:19 pm

WS - ROFL

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Post  Safari Maiden on Tue Sep 13, 2011 8:50 pm

I miss this thread. Where have all the forum Jokers disappeared to? Crying or Very sad

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Post  tigerburnie on Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:38 pm

My mate said, "I like your car."
I said, "It's not very practical now we've got a baby."
He said, "How about I buy it off you."
I said, "Yeah go on then. Three grand?"
He said, "You've got yourself a deal."
I said, "Nice one... you're going to make a brilliant dad."

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Post  tigerburnie on Wed Sep 14, 2011 8:42 pm

Safari Maiden wrote:I miss this thread. Where have all the forum Jokers disappeared to? Crying or Very sad

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Trouble is most of my jokes are from my Rugby playing/watching mates and would probably get me banned from here Wink

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Post  Safari Maiden on Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:04 pm

Poor baby!

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Post  Safari Maiden on Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:05 pm

Very True TB, but you do have ones that wont get you banned too!

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Post  littlewid on Wed Sep 14, 2011 10:21 pm

affraid but very :Ha: :Ha: :Ha: :Ha: keep 'em coming TB

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Post  tigerburnie on Fri Sep 23, 2011 10:37 pm

We walked past a posh restuarant the other evening and Mandy said "that smells absolutely delicious"
So I thought she's not had a treat for a while,so I walked her past it so she could smell it again.

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Post  littlewid on Sat Sep 24, 2011 9:47 am

affraid Wicked of you TB, you little Twisted Evil , but also very

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Post  whitestarling on Sat Sep 24, 2011 6:08 pm

A Man after my own heart TB lol!
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Post  tigerburnie on Wed Sep 28, 2011 6:35 pm

My wife and I have decided we don't want kids.








If anyone does we can drop them off tomorrow.

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Post  littlewid on Wed Sep 28, 2011 7:44 pm

Head Banger Head Banger Head Banger

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Post  Safari Maiden on Wed Sep 28, 2011 8:48 pm


Head Banger Head Banger Head Banger Head Banger

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Post  tigerburnie on Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:27 pm

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another,
'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?'
'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'

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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds:
'Husband Wanted'.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing:
'You can have mine.'
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When a woman steals your husband,
there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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Now for the boys.........................
A little boy asked his father,
'Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?'
Father replied, 'I don't know son, I'm still paying.'
__________

A young son asked,
'Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?'
Dad replied, 'That happens in every country, son.'
__________
Back to the girls....................
Then there was a woman who said,
'I never knew what real happiness was until I got married,
and by then, it was too late.'
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Maybe for both...................
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and
pay strict attention to every word you say -- talk in your sleep.

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All right back for the girls...............
Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
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Revenge?......
First guy says, 'My wife's an angel!'
Second guy remarks, 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
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It's starting to cut up rough now..................
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Dear Lord, I pray for: Wisdom, To understand a man , to Love and to forgive him , and for patience, For his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for Strength I'll just beat him to death'



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Post  littlewid on Fri Sep 30, 2011 11:45 pm

A good mix of funnies there TB cheers lol! lol! lol!

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Post  tigerburnie on Wed Dec 07, 2011 5:27 pm

Went for a meal with the missus last night,had Pelican curry......It was ok







but the bill was enormous !!!


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