Re: Jokers Page

tigerburnie Sat Apr 30, 2011 12:47 pm

What type of cheese should you use to tempt a bear?

Camembert

**littlewid** Sun May 01, 2011 7:02 pm

Love it TB......I love these one liners Jokers Page - Page 6 768480

........easy for me to remember lol!

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Carson1 Wed May 04, 2011 1:44 pm

TB I like it. As said one liners are easy to remember. ~ Carson

**whitestarling** Wed May 04, 2011 10:20 pm

Woman talking to a friend

My Husband took me to the Pub last night after about 4 Pints he said I love you

I said I suppose thats the Beer talking

He said NO

Thats me talking to the Beer

WS
Ps It was'nt me before you ask Jokers Page - Page 6 40683

**littlewid** Fri May 06, 2011 5:57 am

Mmmmmm are you sure about that WS scratch

littlewid-x-

tigerburnie Sat May 14, 2011 11:57 am

I fell on my arm and had to have an operation on my funny bone. I was in stitches for two weeks.

**littlewid** Sat May 14, 2011 9:14 pm

Loving it TB.......one I will remember for work on Monday Jokers Page - Page 6 853843

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tigerburnie Mon May 16, 2011 8:58 pm

I've just spent the past hour chasing a daddy long legs around my house...
Then I realised I had a crack in my glasses.

Safari Maiden Tue May 17, 2011 10:36 am

**Laikipia** Tue May 17, 2011 11:34 am

Lai

**littlewid** Tue May 17, 2011 8:55 pm

littlewid-x-

tigerburnie Tue May 24, 2011 8:06 pm

I walked into a car showroom last night.

I said to the salesman, "My wife would like to talk to you about the Volkswagen Golf in the window".

He said, "We don't have a Volkswagen Golf in the window".

I said, "You do now".

**Laikipia** Tue May 24, 2011 8:10 pm

that's ................ affraid

TB

Lai

Safari Maiden Wed May 25, 2011 9:49 pm

I wondered where I parked it TB! Laughing

SM

tigerburnie Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:14 pm

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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tigerburnie Sat Jun 04, 2011 2:16 pm

I woke up last night to find the ghost of Gloria Gaynor standing at the foot of my bed.

At first I was afraid...then I was petrified

**Laikipia** Sat Jun 04, 2011 3:30 pm

Lai

**littlewid** Sun Jun 05, 2011 6:59 am

Loved them both TB.......although the first one will make me think before I speak Jokers Page - Page 6 40683

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tigerburnie Fri Jun 17, 2011 9:25 pm

Q) what's black and white and eats like a horse??

A) a zebra!!

sorry,I didn't think it up!!Speak in two weeks after my safari to the West of Scotland.

**littlewid** Sun Jun 19, 2011 6:48 pm

Sorry I missed you TB. Hope you have a fantastic time.

littlewid-x-

**whitestarling** Sat Jul 02, 2011 11:18 pm

Heard some shocking news today
It seems the Dhali Lama has a gambling problem affraid

Apparently someone oveheard heard him say

I Love to bet

WS

**Laikipia** Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:37 am

I had to read that twice WS Jokers Page - Page 6 45922

it is first thing in the morning Jokers Page - Page 6 853843

Lai

**littlewid** Sun Jul 03, 2011 6:03 pm

It's Sunday and I'm a bit slow on the uptake too but i've just had a big Jokers Page - Page 6 40683

that was clever WS Jokers Page - Page 6 768480

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Safari Maiden Mon Jul 04, 2011 11:42 am

lol Sounds just like me that one. As soon as you got to the bit we hubbys trys to tell wife had to cook breakfast I said - then he can do it himself cant he!!!!

lol!

SM

**littlewid** Mon Jul 04, 2011 9:53 pm

It was my first day back at work today and I told my friend I was going for a job at the bowling alley.

She said, Is that Ten Pin

I said, No, Permanent

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