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Thats another good one LW

that's a good one Littlewid

Lai

Very good LW!!

SM

1981 & 2005 - Two Interesting Years
Interesting Year 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.


Interesting Year 2005
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.
3. Australia lost the Ashes.
4. The Pope died.

Lesson to be learned:
The next time Charles gets married, someone should warn the Pope.

WS

Lai

Ooo thats spooky WS

littlewid-x-

Eddie and Alfie are playing golf, as they have done for the last 40 years. At the end of the round Eddie says: "Well look old fella, I don't want to be melodramatic, but that's probably our last game together. The doctor says I'm due to snuff it any day now. But don't harp on. I'm absolutely not afraid."

Alfie is obviously distraught and says: "I hope when my time comes, I'm as stoic as you are. But do you know what terrifies me? When it's my turn to go to heaven, will they play golf up there?"

Eddie chuckles and promises to report back on that very subject if he possibly can.

3 nights after Eddie's funeral, Alfie is suddenly awoken by Eddie's ghostly apparition, and freaks out.

"Calm down!" exclaims Eddie's ghost. "You wanted me to come back and report on the golf situation? Well it's mixed news, I'm afraid."

"Go on then." says Alfie, eagerly. "Tell me about it."

"Well the good news," says Eddie, "Is that heaven is superb for golf. They have 24 courses, mostly of championship standard, all beautifully constructed and nicely challenging. You'll love it. The bad news is, you're down to play me on Wednesday."

lol Thanks TB.

SM

Lai

I was in London today and jumped into a black cab. I said, "Waterloo please mate."

He said, "The station?"

"Well, I'm a bit late for the battle."

Lai

Isn't that just the kind of thing that really tickles you when you hear it......brilliant TB

littlewid-x-

SM

What did the Spanish Fireman call his two sons?????

Jose & Josb.........in English Hose A & Hose B

( sorry that's one of my mums )

littlewid-x-

Very good LW or LW's Mum rather
WS

i had to read it twice

Good one Littlewid's mum

Lai

There was a Cowboy who wore a Brown Paper Stetson, a Brown Paper Shirt and Brown Paper Boots.

The Sherriff said he was wanted for Rustling.

littlewid-x-

Was that another of your Mums LW. Love it
WS

Sounds like one of hers WS but I got it off the radio this morning whilst driving to London. It was joke morning on Radio 2 , it was a :Ha: drive on the M25.

littlewid-x-

LW that is baddddd!

SM

Did you know that 6 out of 7 Dwarfs aren't Happy.



littlewid-x-

that's Littlewid

Lai

The wife phoned me and said, "you'd better come to the hospital, my mother hasn't got long to live!" I replied, "but united are playing". She said, "record it and watch it later". You should have seen her face when I turned up at the hospital with the camcorder and a tripod!!

TB that's really

Lai